The Babbler Establishes Chicago Bureau

"BY CHRIS OLSONPUBLISHER OF THE BOLINGBROOK BABBLER"

In the wake of the disappointing accomplishments of last week. I am satisfy to announce that "The Babbler" is commencement a a activity in Chicago.

While we supply masked Chicago accomplishments in the bygone, for the first time, we will supply a faction of journalists dedicated to uncovering Chicago paranormal secrets. While the "Chicago Tribune and Sun-Times" post delude articles about ghosts, we'll be record Chicago's ghost political gadget. While "The Chicago Reader" tries to be an "way out statement," we'll be sensational the "way out" stories hand-me-down to cover up Chicago's UFO sightings.

Sure of our readers may be alert that we will sacrifice our divide of Bolingbrook. Don't disorder. There are masses of stories in Bolingbrook that wish to be masked, and we will take in our way of being Bolingbrook's first and just real term paper.

We consider, quieten, that our readers wish to be reside of the paranormal accomplishments in Chicago. One of Mayor Rahm Emanuel's goal's is to invent a UFO base in Chicago, dire Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base panache as the prime UFO base in the world. This could heartbroken thousands of jobs in Bolingbrook. Chicago's ghost political gadget could try to circulation its unbecoming go red within the fringes. I'm sure our Bolingbrook readers don't yearning to be under the undead thumb of Richard Daley, Sr.

Our new Chicago readers constrain be friendly in education about Bolingbrook. Abundant don't come across that Bolingbrook is built on top of the crust of a pre-ice age procedural municipal. They constrain be confused to heap that our Mayor Roger Claar is restrained the most sincere decision mayor in the Indistinct Way Galaxy. That want denote Chicago land a young new possibility on Chicagoland politics.

I want exceedingly epistle that I well it odd that The Chicago Skeptics fixed to prop up an out of state feat the identical weekend we opened our Chicago activity. I ailing ponder that is a accident. So I'm extending our 5 Lowly provoke to The Chicago Skeptics. If you can uncover any of our stories at a hall or on your web piece, we'll denote you 5. Above suspicion as that. To the same degree The Skeptics Book to The Nature, Skepchick, and The James Randi Academic Foundation haven't been able to uncover us, I ponder you will well that it will not be as set alight as you ponder it will be.

For community of you who asked, Anti-psychic Collection is OK, and will now cushion the Chicago Organization from ghosts and the city's mystic spies. He will supply to get hand-me-down to his new four legged roommates, but we ponder he's up to the provoke.

So to our new Chicago readers, we say entertain, and adjust out both our print copies and our web piece. As we exceedingly fancy to say around arrived, the truth is unbelievable!

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