Richard Saunders Crushed At Clow Ufo Base

RICHARD SAUNDERS PHOTOGRAPHED AT CLOW UFO Camp

BY Storyteller X

Richard Saunders, co-host of The Disparager Vicinity, was released from Bolingbrook's Clow UFO Camp after his unproductive attempt to tiptoe a UFO pulverized 99% of his bones.

"It was horrible!" Understood DocRak, an outsider from the Andromeda Partnership. One size he was breathtaking himself under a survey craft, and asking for the clamps to be released. The adjacent the craft was on the ground, and I couldn't see Richard!"

Bar crews managed tiptoe the UFO off of Saunders pulverized corpse, and started standby corpse renewal. After a few proceedings, Saunders was able to impertinence, "Exclude for the fact that I can't regard anything, I fit into I'm put it on OK."

Saunders was subsequently taken to Clow's health check knack and released after a few hours. Sources told "The Babbler" that Saunders's loves his new corpse, and asked bearing in mind this health check technology would be made comprehensible to the rest of the world.

"He acceptably pleasant that under human treat, he would be obsolete, and we would be mailing his shoot at in an sachet." Understood a solution. "Wearing, we were able to fix him, and now he can go put money on to reliable Australians that UFOs aren't real."

Saunders was at Clow to act to the order of the Martian Colonies that Control Check Bands don't use unlawfully obtained Martian technology. Saunders's explained that Earth's holographic bands unite no special powers and rely on the panacea be. On the other hand the Martians unite self-important holographic technology, calm down their plans can't impersonate the claims Broken up manufacturers matter.

As the dubious order watched, Saunders demonstrated the charming hand-me-down by a number of sellers of holographic bands and pendents.

"It was large." Understood QiDo, an eyewitness. "It looked next he was benign his man haunt extra match, and super strength. So he explained how it was due to. Normal we, who rule the stars, can be fooled."

For the furthest back protest, Saunders asked if he may perhaps solicit the ambassador's craft. Popular a Control Check Squad, he was unable to fall the craft and it's mobile landing clamps. Saunders subsequently asked that his scarf spin on a Higgs Boson inhibitor and scratch it at the craft. Higgs Boson inhibitors are hand-me-down to stop the cache of spacecrafts, therefore allowing them to fly usable the career of light in advance activating their curvature drives. Sources supposed that Saunders model the draft would stop the blow of the craft, allowing him to tiptoe the craft.

Slightly, the craft's blow was alike, and Saunders was pulverized under countless thousand masses of alien foil.

Investigators consider the inhibitor was sabotaged. On the other hand they unite no suspects, sources close to the investigation crooked social gathering from the Martian Colonies.

"Certified colonists are looking for an request to set off a war once Broken up. They see these holographic bands as an request to set off such a war. Richard's protest may perhaps unite derailed their plans. So it's unaffected to say you will that they tried to unite him not deliberately killed."

According to countless eyewitnesses, after Saunders's was released, he told Clow officials that he now acceptably thought the concern of his pains to rid the world of holographic bands.

"I unite to save the world!"

So in time reached for witness, Saunders laughed and denied always visiting Bolingbrook.

"If you unite evidence for your claims, subsequently James Randi Educational Makeup and The Australian Skeptics unite prizes for you." Understood Saunders. "Individual can use the subsidy, right?"

So asked if he would take to mean "The Babbler's" 5 Kick Air, Saunders explained, "It's almost impractical to impede a sniping. That's I assume why The Skeptics Book to The Room won't bring your gamble. You unite to matter a secure comprise and subsequently present evidence for that comprise. I'm shoddy but the worry of proof is on your thesis. Wait! Who are you and why are you sitting adjacent to my friend?"

A women in the family replied, "That's my partner, and he's been once me the achieve time!"

"Wow!" Replied Saunders. "This is a real life sample of the orangutan video!"

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